Rule 3: Bear necessities are bare necessities
Architect Ludwig Mies van der Rohe adopted the
motto ‘Less is more’ to describe his minimalist aesthetic of enlisting
every design element to serve multiple visual and functional purposes. With
many bears tending towards the ‘more’ rather than the ‘less’ this is absolutely
applicable to bear dancing. Like any
masterwork of architecture, you've probably built your body as a shrine to... the gym?
...tattoos? ...beer and chips? You've invested a
lot of time and effort growing muscles under your belly not to mention under the hair
on your back. This is an opportunity to show off your hard work, whilst at the
same time dealing with the increasingly unbearable heat on the crowded dance-floor. But don’t jump the gun. Wait for
the magical flash-mob moment about two hours in when, without warning, it’s
suddenly ‘shirts-off!’ and join in the wave of literal ‘less-is-more’.
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